On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em down, 
I had the hottest muscle car in my hometown 
I could burn rubber in all four gears, 
But I haven't done that in a million years
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
 
She's got an automatic tranny with overdrive, 
and the radio's tuned to Magic 95 
She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas, 
And I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics class 
She's got her headlights on both night and day, 
She's the most practical value in the USA 
She's got cruise control, ABS & EFI, 
I keep her Michelins at 32 psi
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the children's museum
 
On icy mornings when I'm feeling my age, 
I'm protected and warm in my steel cage 
Her climate control really pumps out the heat, 
And her dual air bags just can't be beat 
She's rated real high by Consumer Reports 
And her two front seats have got lumbar support 
I've got the good driver rate and comprehensive insurance, 
And she's loaded with electronic theft deterrents 
Step away from the car, step away from the car 
Step away from the car, step away from the car 
 
We're a wild and rowdy bunch when you pass us by 
Bobby's buggin' baby sister and makin' her cry 
If I have to pull over someone's gonna pay 
And it was fun, fun, fun, till Bobby took her teether away 
(fun, fun, fun, fun) 
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the pediatrician 
 
Now the wife and I hardly ever date 
'cause our baby sitter has to be home by 8 
We hurry through dinner & go out and park, 
with the fold-down seats we can nap till dark 
I dream of Barracudas and souped-up Vettes, 
Crazy games of chicken and drag race bets, 
Then she wakes me up and says, "Honey, don't be sad, 
our van's the classic Woody you never had." 
(Would that you had, would that you had)
 
Now if I ever get tired of my minivan, 
A red sports car will make me young again 
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store 
(Go little Minnie Van Gogh, Little Minnie Van Gogh, Little Minnie Van Gogh)
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store 
(Go little Minnie Van Gogh, Little Minnie Van Gogh, Little Minnie Van Gogh)
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
(Go little Minnie Van Gogh, Little Minnie Van Gogh, Little Minnie Van Gogh) 
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store 

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